In honor of our recent bacon cookoff, this week I bring you Meat Boy. It's a touching story of a boy (made of meat, I'm guessing) who must save some sort of square looking princess. She might also be made of meat, but it's hard to tell. She's sorta pink, so maybe she's a pork of some kind. Regardless, she needs rescuing and you're just the kind of beefcake for the job.